Monday, February 27, 2012

Vegas baby

Last weekend I attended a Vegas themed engagement party and learned how to play craps.

I was a hot roller and made myself 500 extra dollars in fake money. I am now itching to fly to Vegas and win myself a fortune.


However, luck in love has not been forthcoming. It seems as if all these old dudes I dated (old as in the past not as in age) have been popping up and are still in love with me. As I asked Reed, what sort of magic am I putting on these men and how can I channel it?

For instance, I ran into the guy I dated from Apex on Monday and he texted me that entire afternoon and then sent me a text on Thursday. I just ignored him Thursday night because I had larger things to worry about, namely, a call from a Seattle, Washington area code. Seattle, Washington is where my lesbian stalker now lives. When it rains it pours!

Thankfully, someone else at work got a call from the same number and told me it was a recorded message about health insurance. WHEW! That still doesn't fix the Apex problem.

I'm hoping to avoid all texts until he goes away. That sounds mature, right? UGH.

4 comments:

Leah said...

awesome on learning to play craps, that's so fun!

I thik for your stalkers, just be like 'i don't have any chemestry with you, please don't txt me' but that is a little harsh!

.life is reediculous. said...

what up killa.

P said...

You have a lesbian stalker???

Did I miss that story, or was I just drunk when I read it and don't remember?

REBrown said...

You could totally take the lesbian stalker.....but that might be what she wants...you can't win.