Last weekend I attended a Vegas themed engagement party and learned how to play craps.
I was a hot roller and made myself 500 extra dollars in fake money. I am now itching to fly to Vegas and win myself a fortune.
However, luck in love has not been forthcoming. It seems as if all these old dudes I dated (old as in the past not as in age) have been popping up and are still in love with me. As I asked Reed, what sort of magic am I putting on these men and how can I channel it?
For instance, I ran into the guy I dated from Apex on Monday and he texted me that entire afternoon and then sent me a text on Thursday. I just ignored him Thursday night because I had larger things to worry about, namely, a call from a Seattle, Washington area code. Seattle, Washington is where my lesbian stalker now lives. When it rains it pours!
Thankfully, someone else at work got a call from the same number and told me it was a recorded message about health insurance. WHEW! That still doesn't fix the Apex problem.
I'm hoping to avoid all texts until he goes away. That sounds mature, right? UGH.
4 comments:
awesome on learning to play craps, that's so fun!
I thik for your stalkers, just be like 'i don't have any chemestry with you, please don't txt me' but that is a little harsh!
what up killa.
You have a lesbian stalker???
Did I miss that story, or was I just drunk when I read it and don't remember?
You could totally take the lesbian stalker.....but that might be what she wants...you can't win.
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