This is much closer than our previous seats.
I bought a bottle of water and they told me I would have to put it in a cup. Confused, I asked why. The lady told me that Britney requested it so just in case the show got out of hand no one would throw a bottle at her. I gasped and said, "I would never throw anything at Britney." Apparently Britney doesn't have much faith in the people who actually bought the tickets to the show.
Nicki Minaj didn't open on our show date. Bummer. Instead, we had two girls named Destiny & Paris. Em said they should change their name. I agreed. They wore weird outfits and their dance moves looked like I choreographed them in my bathroom but their songs were poppy and I'd probably listen to them on the radio (but not download them). So, they were just, eh.
Then, the lean cuisine himself came out.
DJ Pauly D has a bejeweled Italian flag on his laptop. His headphones are bedazzled. His stage lights were green, white, and red. It was hilarious.
Pretty much the entire time he was on stage Em and I fistpumped like crazy and couldn't stop laughing. It was just surreal. She bought her boyfriend a Pauly D t-shirt and in a moment of insanity I purchased myself one! Honestly, I will probably wear it a lot.
Speaking of purchases, I could have purchased $55 Britney Spears leggings but I didn't. I don't know why I didn't make that purchase. Hm...
In between Pauly D and Britney I ran into two friends from high school. They're not avid Jersey Shore watchers and were confused as to why they just watched a dj for 30 minutes. Then we started talking about fist pumping and they said, "does he do that on the show or something?" I just laughed and said yes. I mean, what else are you gonna say?
Brit Brit came on and performed for way longer than we expected her to. She's noticeably slower in her old age and is a little chunkier than she used to be but um....I still thinks she looks good. She looks better than me so who am I to judge? And, it was still fun to watch. Especially from the expensive seats. The stage setup was really neat and one of her backup dancers reminded me of RUFIOOOOOOOOOOO! That made me laugh a little.
I bought a bottle of water and they told me I would have to put it in a cup. Confused, I asked why. The lady told me that Britney requested it so just in case the show got out of hand no one would throw a bottle at her. I gasped and said, "I would never throw anything at Britney." Apparently Britney doesn't have much faith in the people who actually bought the tickets to the show.
Nicki Minaj didn't open on our show date. Bummer. Instead, we had two girls named Destiny & Paris. Em said they should change their name. I agreed. They wore weird outfits and their dance moves looked like I choreographed them in my bathroom but their songs were poppy and I'd probably listen to them on the radio (but not download them). So, they were just, eh.
Then, the lean cuisine himself came out.
DJ Pauly D has a bejeweled Italian flag on his laptop. His headphones are bedazzled. His stage lights were green, white, and red. It was hilarious.
Pretty much the entire time he was on stage Em and I fistpumped like crazy and couldn't stop laughing. It was just surreal. She bought her boyfriend a Pauly D t-shirt and in a moment of insanity I purchased myself one! Honestly, I will probably wear it a lot.
Speaking of purchases, I could have purchased $55 Britney Spears leggings but I didn't. I don't know why I didn't make that purchase. Hm...
In between Pauly D and Britney I ran into two friends from high school. They're not avid Jersey Shore watchers and were confused as to why they just watched a dj for 30 minutes. Then we started talking about fist pumping and they said, "does he do that on the show or something?" I just laughed and said yes. I mean, what else are you gonna say?
Brit Brit came on and performed for way longer than we expected her to. She's noticeably slower in her old age and is a little chunkier than she used to be but um....I still thinks she looks good. She looks better than me so who am I to judge? And, it was still fun to watch. Especially from the expensive seats. The stage setup was really neat and one of her backup dancers reminded me of RUFIOOOOOOOOOOO! That made me laugh a little.
She is that white blob in the center. Obviously these were all taken with my professional camera phone which accounts for the amazing quality. Only the best. Only the best.
Final Grade: A+
Final Grade: A+
3 comments:
i can't stop laughing about our fist pumping. YEAH BUDDY.
I saw Destinee and Paris in some pics from the VMAs and I thought to myself that KE$HA had some weird twin.
I am so jealous this sounds amazing!
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