So, on Wednesday I went back to the doctor's office for my LEEP and as you can tell I made it out alive. For some reason this thing wasn't nearly as bad. Probably because they numbed me which I would have seriously appreciated the first time. Don't be so stingy with the lidocaine!
In addition, they cauterized me after the procedure so I didn't bleed like a stuck pig afterwards. I guess they learned that lesson last time when they had to break out the werewolf killer. MODG also warned me that I would smell burning flesh, thankfully I didn't. I just smelled vinegar.
I brought my own trendy Ke$ha pads with me so I didn't have to use the monster pillows they had. Nurse Kathy, my new bestie for lyfe, laughed when I told her I brought my own. Fool me once Kathy, shame on you. Fool me twice Kathy, shame on me.
The recovery, however, is not so great. The instructions say that I can't use tampons for four weeks. Kathy explained that they didn't want the scab coming off. Picture that in your head. Yep, so gross.
Anyway, no tampons for four weeks? I'm going to feel like I'm in sixth grade again. Barf choke.
I took pictures this time.
In addition, they cauterized me after the procedure so I didn't bleed like a stuck pig afterwards. I guess they learned that lesson last time when they had to break out the werewolf killer. MODG also warned me that I would smell burning flesh, thankfully I didn't. I just smelled vinegar.
I brought my own trendy Ke$ha pads with me so I didn't have to use the monster pillows they had. Nurse Kathy, my new bestie for lyfe, laughed when I told her I brought my own. Fool me once Kathy, shame on you. Fool me twice Kathy, shame on me.
The recovery, however, is not so great. The instructions say that I can't use tampons for four weeks. Kathy explained that they didn't want the scab coming off. Picture that in your head. Yep, so gross.
Anyway, no tampons for four weeks? I'm going to feel like I'm in sixth grade again. Barf choke.
I took pictures this time.
I sent this to Reed-iculous with the caption "today's visit is not byov"
These are normal qtips next to the monster large ones. Ouch.
The name of the machine was the Finesse II. Sounds seductive. It's not.
Their pads.
Brought my own this time. Tik Tok Holla!
These are normal qtips next to the monster large ones. Ouch.
The name of the machine was the Finesse II. Sounds seductive. It's not.
Their pads.
Brought my own this time. Tik Tok Holla!
6 comments:
ouch! i'm so happy for you that it's over!
Yay for that being done!
Sad I didn't get to see you on Thursday night...next time please :) Can't wait to meet the boy!
ugh. I have had this done before. NO BUENO. hope you are back to normal now!
i think the pictures puts you in the running for my weirdest friend!
oh goodness. that was hilarious. the quality of your camera phone isn't too bad though. i think they CLEARLY denote pain and hilarity at the same time.
no tampons? poor child. i haven't worn a pad in 10 years. i can't imagine that one. but at least you have trendy pads. and can you believe they make pads for thongs? i hope you didn't purchase those. see you tonight. samantha says hello.
I just read the first part of this and then this - I think my vagina has just become a super innie if it goes up any further it will be my mouth.
You are a trooper girl. I hope you get to feeling better soon and that everything comes back A-OK!!!
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