Because I was going over to Jabroni Central, a.k.a. his house, I decided to wear my best (and only) graphic tee.
It's supposed to be part of a pj set from Victoria's Secret but its so soft that I wear it as a real shirt. It says Angel on it. He had on a graphic tee (of course) and his brother went out for a dinner date and was also wearing a graphic tee. It was a smorgasbord of graphic tees.
Anyway, throughout the course of the night he told me that I need a tan, that I'm not allowed to have a female moustache, and I told him that he needs to clean his bathroom.
Then he quoted from Rocky and I mentioned that I never finished watching the movie because it was so terrible. Not the best statement to make when you're in Jabroni Central. I got hit with a pillow by his brother and Jabroni Boyfriend told me that he couldn't speak to me ever again.
We might be shooting guns together tonight but that will be all the Jabroni I get for this week. I have to get some homework done tomorrow and I have to work at the 24 hour breakfast place. Then Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights I have to work. I mean, I've got to make him miss me a little bit.
8 comments:
sounds fun! next time you see him, you totally need to wear an eyeliner mustache! any guy who doesn't think that's funny is lame.
omg this is cracking me up!!! i never thought i would hear the word jabroni so many times and I LOVE IT! good luck with all the work etc and the MEAT HANDLING!
i love sweet potato fries. like obsessed with them.
i would wear a fake 'stache for sure.
this is awesome! so glad you're having fun. you look gorgeous in your graphic t. I also hope you wore Charlie White, or Charlie Red, which I think I bought at Eckerd when I was a tween.
has he taught you how to fist pump properly yet? If not, I'm sure that's his plan for the next date.
haha everything about this sounded like a perfect date.
i didn't finish rocky either. and my bf gives me shiz over it too.
i agree with meredith. i would totes show up sporting a fake stache.
Angel. loves it.
why do guys always get so offended when we insult Rocky? I just don't get it...
this cracked me up!
Trust me girl. I've only watched one rocky all the way through and I think it's like rocky 4 or something (which ever one that he fights the Russian in)... it was a good movie but honestly I'd probably never watch it again... you know unless the remote got stuck on the channel it was on and we were out of batteries.. cuz I'm just THAT lazy.
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